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RRRRRRRRRRRRRAGH I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!!!!


[Crashing sound]



I swear you only own a restaraunt so you have a steady supply of tables to flip.


I can't stand it! I just can't! I'm done! This is it I have to get out of this damn shop! I have to get out of this flying ghost town!!!



Chill out you third rate gumshoe. What's wrong?


I need adventure! I need mystery! I've become to complaint with my situation! Every day I wake up, check on my data frozen family, go to work, make Pizza, take a nap come home eat dinner go to bed! Day in and day out! This wasn't my dream when I was a boy and this wasn't what my powers were meant for!



what can you do? Things have been mostly quiet...with a few exceptions.


I'm gonna go out there and make some noise! Shake things loose! There are dark creatures doing dark things in this world! The Demon Kings! Remember them? Remember the whole damn reason we were brought to this living undeath!? Where the hell have they been huh? Have we made ANY progress in tracking them down or taking them down?



Probably, you just never check the news feed. Besides don't you think ranting like this with an open comm is just begging for trouble? I don't wanna have to rebuild the shop again.


I don't give a damn! Trouble can kiss my ass I'm coming to show them what trouble really is!



...I'm switching you to decaff.

[Audio]

Alright...I'm going to be calm about this...

...WHOEVER THE HELL BROKE INTO MY APARTMENT AND STOLE MY FROZEN FAMILY HAS EXACTLY ONE MINUTE TO GET THEM BACK TO ME OR I'M COMING AFTER YOU WITH DEATH ON MY HEELS! YOU WILL BEG FOR ME TO LET YOU PASS WHEN I'M FINISHED PUMMELING YOU YOU UNDERHANDED SLIMY SONSOFBITCHES!!!


Alright detective hothead, let's do the deductive reasoning thing now that you've blown your top.

AND THEY OWE ME A NEW WINDOW!!!

[Audio][Bold is the mistletoe]

Oh lookit Mister Big shot! You ain't got nothin' pal! Nothin'!

So...I woke up this morning...

Alone in his bed as usual! Pathetic!

Yeah god man what happened to you? You used to have babes crawlin' all over ya!

And dudes too!

AHEM! So...the talking Mistletoe bastards are back.

Watch the namecalling jerkface!

If anyone figures out how to get rid of them let me know.

In your dreams gorilla boy! We're gonna get you laid before Christmas!

[Text]

Ya know, all this Christmas time stuff has got me thinking, how many Tamers or Digimon are religious?

I mean I know that there's a hell in my universe, I've been there so I'd like to think there's a heaven. That's about as religious as I get.

Then on the other end of things I've hung out with Norse Goddesses so...yeah.

[Audio, night]

[Oh hey it's Pico's voice and she sounds like she's about to lose her mind.]

HELP! HELP! NOIR'S DOWN! There's this creepy Ghost girl and she like...pulled something glowing out of his chest! Hurry someone! I can't do anything!!!!
Damnit this chaps my ass.

What a charming phrase.

They can't do this to me, I'm a citizen!

Not of the Digital World you're not.

We just got our asses thrown out of a Diner just because we live at the Inns! Where's the justice in that?

They do reserve the right to refuse service to anyone.

Stop sticking up for them.

I'm just playing devils advocate here.

What the hell you know? I've risked my damn neck for this city how many times? How damn many!?

...seven?

...it's gotta be more then that.

Not important.

Oh right, screw you Gabumon's grille I'll take my money elsewhere if you're gonna treat me like crap just because I'm a tamer. I really thought Tetha had moved on from that kind of mindset.

I'm thinking there's always going to be Digimon who don't trust Tamers no matter what you do or how much you do. Just gotta accept it.

I hate accepting crap like that.
We've got trouble! Big trouble.

ADR-01 is back and somehow even stronger. She managed to cut right through my intangibility and is shrugging off attacks from evolved Digimon like it's nothing.

Bring all your fire power...I got a feeling this is about to get worse before it gets better.

Also? Medical help would be loved!

[Attached: Map marker]

[The sound of Lady Devimon crying out]

Shit! Gotta go!

[Transmission ends]
Hello, this is the manager of Jungle Karma Pizza.

Due to some remodeling we're doing we're afraid we have to close for a few days, we will open as soon as possible and have a special party to celebrate.

Until then we thank you for your understanding.

[locked to Jungle Karma Pizza Staff]

Alright you mooks we're closing down until the landlord says its safe for residents to come back to the Inns again, go take care of whoever's important to you and get the hell out of Tetha. Try the Hyperion they seem nice.

[Locked to Friends and family of Noir]

Looks like things are getting started, I want to make this clear, if they attack and only THEN will I be getting myself involved. I'm not throwing any punches till they've put a decent sized hole in my home.

As for the rest of you well frankly I'd feel alot better if you'd skip town but I know how most of you are.

And I swear to Yggdrasil the first person to try and drug me and drag me out of the Inns before everyone else is evacuated is gonna get smacked.

[Audio]

If I may have a moment.

Back where I come from, Earth for those of you unfamiliar, we have a holiday on this day to celebrate Mothers, Mom's, givers of life and packers of lunches.

Because my Mother is...no longer with us, I just wanted to share a memory that I think kind of sums up motherhood.

Even growing up I always wanted to be a detective just like my old man and the guys in the old black and white movies you know? Well as much as I got encouragement from my old man or my sister no one had my back more then mom.

Sometimes I'd try and find mysteries just around the neighborhood...and if I thought I found something suspicious I'd always rush home to show her what I'd found. Even if it was something stupid like [dry laugh] a yard gnome. She always would stop what she was doing to look at it with me and ponder what it could mean. Then when I came home frustrated because I hadn't found anything she'd always give me a hug and tell me I did great. Something about your mom telling you that makes everything better you know?

I even remember her helping bundle me up extra tight one year because there was a Noir movie marathon at the Megaplex and even though it was snowing like the end of the world she fought through he storm and helped me skip class so I could see it.

Mom's are amazing like that you know?

Alot of us here are cut off from our families...for those who aren't you're the lucky ones. Cherish them every day you can.

Go on, hug someone. You know you wanna.

[Audio, just before Jinx's post]

[Clicks on the sound of Noir falling out of bed...a snarl.]

What the hell?

...

Where am I?

...Wayne...this has got to be his doing. YOU LISTENING BRUCE? I'M COMING FOR MY DAUGHTER AND I'M GONNA TEAR APART YOUR DAMN ARMY IF I HAVE TO TO GET HER BACK!!!

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